Dear whoever the fuck is supposed to be in charge of this place,

Can you sort Ino out already? I'm starting to worry for the sake of my chastity here. And that's saying something. Holy fuck.

No love,
Kiba.

....what the hell. What is it with girls in this hellhole and showers?!

One of the crazy bitches from Sigma came up to me today and started getting friendly. Said she'd be happy to 'show me a good time' as long as I let her shower afterwards.

Ino, this is so your fault. :|